‫- NEXT FALL, I'D BE STARTING ‫A WHOLE NEW LIFE.
‫- I HAVE THIS GREAT PHOTO ‫OF YOU.
‫- NOTHING HAPPENED THAT NIGHT, ‫AND YOU KNOW IT.
‫- IS THERE A REASON WHY YOU ‫HAVEN'T SENT ME MY ESSAY?
‫- MATTY, YOU WANT ‫YOUR ESSAY SO BAD,
‫WHY DON'T YOU GO ‫AND GET IT YOURSELF?
‫YOU LEFT SOMETHING IN MY BED ‫LAST NIGHT, GIRLFRIEND.
‫NICE TRY.
‫- THE SENIOR SKI TRIP ‫WAS LEGENDARY--
‫LEGENDARY FOR BEING ‫LESS ABOUT HITTING THE SLOPES
‫THAN JUST HITTING IT.
‫THE ONLY THING ‫I WAS GONNA BE HITTING
‫WAS MY ASS ON THE SNOW.
‫MY BOYFRIEND WAS STUCK ‫IN HIS DORM STUDYING,
‫AND I COULD BARELY SKI.
‫DID I REALLY NEED TO BE HERE ‫TO WATCH A BUNCH OF SKI BUNNIES
‫HUMP LIKE BUNNIES?
‫[clears throat]
‫- [giggling]
‫- HEY, JENNA.
‫DO YOU WANT TO SIT BY US?
‫- FAIR WARNING, BIG ASS BUS ‫PLUS WINDY ROADS
‫GIVES ME MAJOR ‫MOTION MALFUNCTION.
‫YOU MAY SEE WINTER CHUNDERLAND ‫BEFORE WINTER WONDERLAND.
‫- LOVELY.
‫- PALOS HILL SENIORS.
‫WE ARE ABOUT TO EMBARK ‫ON A JOURNEY
‫THAT WILL ROCK YOUR WORLD ‫AND BLOW YOUR MIND.
‫[cheers and applause]
‫ESPECIALLY BECAUSE I CAME UP ‫WITH A NOVEL SOCIAL EXPERIMENT
‫TO TEAR YOUR WALLS DOWN, ‫TO GET REAL.
‫HASHTAG REALNESS.
‫TO GET YOU READY FOR COLLEGE
‫WITH OPEN MINDS, OPEN HEARTS, ‫AND OPEN SOULS.
‫- WHAT ABOUT OPEN ORIFICES?
‫[laughter]
‫- NOW, BECAUSE COLLEGES ‫ASSIGN THE ROOMMATES RANDOMLY,
‫I HAVE DECIDED TO OVERRIDE ‫ALL OF YOUR ROOMING REQUESTS
‫AND ASSIGN ‫YOUR ROOMIES RANDOMLY.
‫[all groan]
‫EVERYONE NEEDS TO BREAK OUT ‫OF THEIR CLIQUES.
‫CLIQUISHNESS LEADS TO BULLYING,
‫AND YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ‫ABOUT BULLYING.
‫I HAVE ZERO TOLERANCE.
‫YOU KEEP INTERRUPTING ME, ‫MOUTH BREATHER,
‫AND I WILL MAKE YOUR LIFE ‫A LIVING HELL.
‫[indistinct muttering]
‫SCOOT OVER.
‫- WHO'D YOU GET?
‫- GLORIA?
‫- OH, MY GOD,
‫WHORIA GLORIA, ‫THE HOOKUP QUEEN?
‫HOUSEKEEPING WILL NEED TO ‫CHANGE HER SHEETS
‫EVERY TEN SECONDS.
‫- LET'S NOT BE JUDGY.
‫- THANK YOU.
‫DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE ‫BEING PEGGED IN THIS SCHOOL?
‫IT'S A SNAKE PIT.
‫- I WAS THE SUICIDE GIRL.
‫I KNOW.
‫- ANYWAY, I'LL HARDLY EVER ‫BE IN THE ROOM.
‫COLD WEATHER MAKES ME ‫HORNY AS [bleep].
‫- [scoffs]
‫LOOK AT THAT DESPERATE DEVIANT.
‫HOW CAN SHE EVEN ‫LOOK YOU IN THE EYE
‫AFTER LEAVING HER SKIVVIES ‫IN YOUR SHEETS?
‫WOW.
‫LOOK AT YOU, ‫MUSEUM OF TOLERANT.
‫- WELL, PEOPLE DO DESPERATE ‫THINGS WHEN THEY'RE IN LOVE.
‫- OH, PLEASE.
‫- SAYS THE GIRL ‫WHO STAYED UP FOR 96 HOURS
‫CATFISHING HER BOYFRIEND ‫WITH A BAD AUSTRALIAN ACCENT.
‫- JUDGY-WUDGY WAS A BORE.
‫- EVA'S HIS PROBLEM NOW.
‫- CUTE THAT YOU THINK THAT,
‫BUT I'D KEEP MY EYES OPEN.
‫SHE'S REALLY THREATENED BY YOU.
‫- WELL, I'M NOT THREATENED ‫BY HER.
‫- UGH.
‫JAKE IS ALL OVER LISSA,
‫WHICH IS JUST HORNY DESPERATE,
‫THE HAIL MARY PASS ‫AT THE VESTAL VIRGIN.
‫- AND THAT'S JAKE'S PROBLEM.
‫WHY ARE WE SPENDING SO MUCH TIME
‫WORRYING ABOUT ‫OTHER PEOPLE'S PROBLEMS
‫WHEN WE CAN FOCUS ON ‫OUR SENIOR SKI TRIP?
‫- OKAY, THIS WHOLE REASONABLE ‫THING YOU'RE DOING?
‫SO BORING.
‫- MATTY, CAN YOU GET RID OF ‫THE BARNACLE FOR A SECOND
‫SO WE CAN TALK SKIING?
‫- SADIE.
‫- IT'S FINE, MATTY; ‫SHE NEEDS SOME TIME WITH YOU.
‫I UNDERSTAND.
‫- OKAY, LET'S TALK ‫BLACK DIAMONDS.
‫- SADIE, EVA AND I ARE ‫ON THIS TRIP AS A COUPLE,
‫AND SHE'S STARTING TO PICK UP ‫ON YOUR HOSTILITY.
‫- OH, GOOD.
‫- AND, TO BE HONEST,
‫SHE'S WORRIED ABOUT YOU.
‫THAT YOU--YOU MIGHT HAVE ‫FEELINGS FOR ME.
‫- OKAY, ‫YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS.
‫- SHE TOLD ME ABOUT ‫YOUR CONVERSATION.
‫- WHAT CONVERSATION?
‫I DON'T TALK TO THAT FREAK.
‫- OUR KISS.
‫HOW HURT YOU WERE THAT I DIDN'T ‫THINK IT MEANT ANYTHING.
‫BUT I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW ‫HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU, OKAY?
‫AS FRIENDS.
‫IT'S BETTER THAT WE LAY ‫ALL OUR CARDS OUT ON THE TABLE
‫AND COMMUNICATE OUR FEELINGS.
‫- YOU ARE SO RIGHT, MATTY.
‫AND NOW I'M GOING TO ‫COMMUNICATE MINE.
‫[screaming]
‫- NO, NO, NO! ‫NO VIOLENCE!
‫NO VIOLENCE. ‫ZERO TOLERANCE.
‫- EVA STARTED IT.
‫- SHE'S RIGHT.
‫I DON'T KNOW WHAT I DID, ‫BUT I'M SURE I DESERVE IT.
‫- [shushing]
‫NO, NO, NO, SWEETHEART.
‫YOU MUSTN'T BLAME YOURSELF.
‫EVERYONE, THIS IS ‫A TEACHABLE MOMENT.
‫THE VICTIM, THE ABUSEE, ‫IS BLAMING HERSELF
‫FOR THE ABUSER'S ‫HATRED AND VIOLENCE.
‫WELL, GUESS WHAT?
‫NOT ON MY WATCH.
‫- I'VE DECIDED TO CARPE ‫ALL OVER THIS DIEM.
‫THIS IS OUR ONE AND ONLY ‫SENIOR SKI TRIP.
‫IF THAT MEANS I TAKE A WALK ‫ON THE SLUTTY SIDE, I'M IN.
‫- YOU KNOW, YOUR HAIR ‫LOOKS GREAT LATELY.
‫IT REALLY--IT SHINES.
‫- THANKS.
‫I'VE BEEN USING ARGAN OIL.
‫IT GIVES ME VOLUME TOO.
‫- I AM NOT SPENDING ‫THIS SKI TRIP SOLO.
‫- NOT EVERYONE'S ‫GONNA BE HOOKING UP, T.
‫WE CAN SKI TOGETHER.
‫- THE ONLY SLOPES ‫THAT NEED RIDING ARE MINE.
‫- HEY.
‫YOU GUYS SUPER PSYCHED ‫FOR OUR SENIOR SKI TRIP?
‫- THIS AIR IS OPPRESSIVE.
‫- SO CLEAN.
‫- HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO BREATHE ‫AIR WITHOUT TOXINS IN IT?
‫- DUDE, CHECK OUT GROPER.
‫- MAJOR MEAT IN THESE WOODS.
‫- TIME TO GO HUNTING.
‫both: HUNGRY!
‫- SO YOU WANT TO HIT THE SLOPES ‫WITH YOUR POPS?
‫I CAN SHRED.
‫- YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD MAKE THIS ‫SENIOR SKI TRIP SUPER GREAT?
‫IF I COULD PRETEND MY PARENTS ‫WEREN'T ON IT WITH ME.
‫- HONEY, YOU'RE GOING TO COLLEGE ‫IN LESS THAN NINE MONTHS.
‫WE DON'T HAVE THAT MUCH TIME ‫LEFT TOGETHER.
‫JUST SKI WITH US.
‫- NO? ‫- NO.
‫- PLEASE. ‫- NO.
‫- DON'T WORRY, TY TY, ‫IT WON'T HURT YOU.
‫IT'S JUST LIKE RAIN, ‫ONLY COLD.
‫- I HAVE SKIED IN SWITZERLAND, ‫DEAR SISTER.
‫GSTAAD IS EPIC.
‫- TYLER IS SO FULL OF SURPRISES.
‫I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW ‫HE HAD A WORD FOR SNOW.
‫- HEY, TAMARA.
‫WANT TO GO FOR A RUN.
‫- I AM SO UP TO GO DOWN.
‫DOWN THE MOUNTAIN, ‫I MEAN, RIGHT NOW.
‫- COOL.
‫- JENNA?
‫- I'M STILL PSYCHING MYSELF UP.
‫GO AHEAD.
‫- JENNA.
‫YOU REMEMBER YOUR FATHER SAYING ‫HE WOULD TEACH ME TO SKI, RIGHT?
‫- YOU REMEMBER ME SAYING ‫I'D PUT HER IN SKI SCHOOL.
‫- YOU ARE AN OLD MAN.
‫YOU CANNOT KEEP UP ‫WITH MATTY AND JAKE.
‫- FINE, LET'S GET ON THE CHAIR.
‫- OH, GOD, THE CHAIR?
‫NO, I'M NOT GETTING ‫ON THAT THING.
‫- WELL, AS FAR AS I KNOW,
‫THAT'S THE ONLY WAY ‫UP THE MOUNTAIN.
‫- HEY, YOU.
‫I NEED YOU IN THE SINGLES LINE.
‫- THE SINGLES LINE:
‫SKIING EQUIVALENT OF BEING
‫THE LOSER NO ONE WANTED TO ‫SIT WITH IN THE CAFETERIA.
‫- J!
‫YOU LOOK LIKE A SADSY OVER THERE ‫ALL BY YOURSELF.
‫YOU WANT TO GO ON A RUN ‫WITH BIGGIE AND ME?
‫- NO, THANKS.
‫I'M WAITING FOR SOMEONE.
‫- IT'S NOT FRESHIES,
‫BUT ANY SNOW IS GOOD SNOW, ‫RIGHT?
‫WELCOME TO MY MOUNTAIN, ‫AND BE SAFE.
‫- WHOA, HEY, FRESHIE.
‫NO BEAR PAWS IN MY HONEY POT.
‫- [growls]
‫- OH, HEY, LOOK, ‫IT'S THE THREE MUSKETEERS.
‫YOU WANT TO COME SHRED ‫WITH YOUR FOLKS?
‫- NO, THANKS.
‫I'M--I'M GOOD.
‫- COME ON, CUPCAKE.
‫- KEVIN. KEV--HEL--HELP ME.
‫- MY SNOW ADVENTURE ‫WAS ALREADY A MELTDOWN.
‫I REALLY NEEDED SOME TLC.
‫- OH, THERE WE GO.
‫THERE WE GO.
‫- HEY, BEAUTIFUL.
‫- IT WAS LIKE MAGIC.
‫HE WAS LIKE MAGIC.
‫SUDDENLY, I HAD ‫MY MOUNTAIN HIGH.
‫OH!
‫- THAT'S IT. ‫- OH, MY GOD.
‫- YOU GOT IT.
‫YES.
‫YOU'RE SKIING.
‫THIS IS IT.
‫[screams]
‫YOU KNOW, FOR A BEGINNER, ‫YOU'RE REALLY A BEGINNER.
‫- WELL, LUCKILY ‫THERE IS LOTS OF TIME
‫BEFORE THE NEXT WINTER OLYMPICS.
‫HEY.
‫OH, YOU GUYS ‫MADE IT DOWN FASTER,
‫BUT WE ALL END UP ‫IN THE SAME PLACE.
‫- JENNA, WE'VE BEEN DOWN ‫FOUR TIMES.
‫- [screams]
‫- YOU OKAY? ‫- YEAH.
‫- OKAY? ‫- YEAH.
‫- OOPS.
‫SINCE THE ESSAY ‫MISUNDERSTANDING,
‫SO MAYBE IT WAS TIME ‫TO BE ON MORE SOLID GROUND,
‫EVEN IF WE WERE ‫HANGING BY A CABLE
‫8 MILLION FEET IN THE AIR.
‫EVA AND LUKE CERTAINLY ‫SEEM TO BE HITTING IT OFF.
‫- SHE CAN TALK TO ANYONE.
‫- SHE ALWAYS HAS ‫SO MUCH TO TALK ABOUT.
‫- WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
‫- I DIDN'T MEAN IT ‫TO COME OUT THAT WAY.
‫OR DID I?
‫THERE WAS DEFINITELY ‫SOME WEIRDNESS WITH EVA,
‫BUT IT WASN'T GONNA DO ME ‫ANY GOOD
‫TO GET INTO IT WITH MATTY.
‫- I DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING.
‫SHE'S JUST...
‫INTERESTING.
‫- JENNA, DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM ‫WITH EVA?
‫- SHE'S A LYING SLUNT, ‫AND THAT'S WHERE SHE LIVES.
‫- I DIDN'T KNOW I WAS ‫DRIVING YOU TO A CATFIGHT.
‫I WOULD HAVE CHARGED MORE.
‫- YOU'RE CHARGING ME?
‫THAT'S RUDE.
‫- JUST GAS.
‫MAYBE A NECK RUB.
‫YOU STRESS ME, SADITA.
‫YOU'RE SO UPTIGHT ALL THE TIME, ‫IT'S CONTAGIOUS.
‫- THERE WON'T BE A CATFIGHT,
‫BECAUSE THAT RATCHET WHORE ‫IS ON THE SKI TRIP.
‫- THEN WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE?
‫- I JUST NEED SOME INTEL.
‫AND STAY IN THE TRUCK.
‫- WHAT, YOU DON'T WANT TO BE ‫SEEN WITH ME?
‫- THIS ISN'T A GOOD NEIGHBORHOOD ‫FOR YOU.
‫- JENNA, SHE ALREADY TOLD ME ‫ALL OF THIS,
‫BUT SHE SAID THAT YOU SHOWED UP ‫AT SCHOOL
‫AND ACCUSED US ‫OF HAVING SEX IN YOUR BED.
‫- THAT'S NOT WHAT HAPPENED.
‫I JUST TOLD YOU ‫I WOULD NEVER THINK THAT.
‫THAT'S WHAT SHE WANTED ME ‫TO BELIEVE.
‫- THAT'S A LITTLE HARD ‫TO BELIEVE.
‫- YEAH, WELL, ‫IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE
‫THAT I'D FIND HER PANTIES ‫IN MY BED TOO.
‫- YEAH, IT IS.
‫LOOK, I DON'T KNOW ‫WHAT THIS IS ALL ABOUT,
‫OR WHAT YOUR PROBLEM ‫IS WITH HER,
‫BUT I-I REALLY LIKE HER.
‫SO COULD YOU DO ME A FAVOR ‫AND JUST BACK OFF?
‫- YEAH, SURE, MATTY.
‫HAPPY TO.
‫[screams]
‫- BEND AT THE WAIST.
‫BEND AT THE WAIST. ‫- I'M TRYING.
‫- GRACEFUL LIKE A SWAN.
‫[laughter]
‫- LOOK AT ME, MATTY.
‫- MAN, EVA SURE PICKED UP ‫RIDING FAST FOR A NEWBIE.
‫- MUST HAVE BEEN ALL THAT TIME ‫IN SWITZERLAND WITH THE DJ.
‫- NO, THAT GUY ‫WAS AFRAID OF HEIGHTS.
‫- SOUNDS LIKE SHE TOLD YOU ‫HER WHOLE LIFE STORY.
‫- HARDLY, JENNA.
‫WE WERE ONLY IN THE CHAIR ‫FOR 15 MINUTES.
‫- YEAH, WELL, SHE CAN GET ‫A LOT OUT IN 15 MINUTES.
‫[doorbell chimes]
‫- THE HOSE IS IN THE SIDE YARD,
‫AND YOU NEED TO PICK UP ‫THE DOG POOPS.
‫- THAT IS RUDE AND RACIST.
‫HE IS NOT A GARDENER.
‫HE IS A SHORT ORDER COOK.
‫- YEAH, AND PRINCESS OVER HERE
‫SERVES HOT DOGS ‫TO CONSTRUCTION WORKERS.
‫- WHAT DO YOU WANT?
‫- I'M A FRIEND OF EVA'S, ‫EVA MANSFIELD.
‫- I'M EVA MANSFIELD.
‫THE CREDIT CARD PEOPLE ‫ARE STILL AFTER ME.
‫LOOK, THEY DON'T EVEN THINK ‫I'M ME.
‫HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ‫SUCH CRIMINAL BEHAVIOR?
‫- LADY, MY DAD'S A COP.
‫- WHY ISN'T HER NAME ‫ON ANY OF THESE?
‫- SHE'S A JUVENILE.
‫HER NAME'S BEEN REDACTED.
‫- THIS IS MY FAVORITE PART ‫OF SKIING.
‫- ME TOO.
‫- NO, NO.
‫THE BEST APRES ‫IS IN VAL D'ISERE.
‫- NO, NO, COURCHEVEL.
‫- THE BEST I HAD WAS IN LECH.
‫- LECH, LIKE WHERE ‫THE SEA MONSTER IS?
‫- [speaking foreign language]
‫- NO, DEAR SISTER, IN AUSTRIA.
‫- AS LONG AS IT'S NOT ‫ON ST. MORITZ.
‫THERE'S TOO MANY, ‫HOW YOU SAY, RUSSIANS.
‫[laughter]
‫- WELL, SNOW VALLEY'S ‫PRETTY AWESOME
‫FOR LOCAL SKIING, THOUGH.
‫- AS LONG AS THERE'S SNOW, ‫SCHNAPPS, AND GORGEOUS WOMEN,
‫I'M HAPPY.
‫- OUI.
‫- PETE, THAT WAS SO SWEET OF YOU ‫TO COACH ME TODAY,
‫BUT JUST SO YOU KNOW,
‫MY BEST MOVES AREN'T ON SKIS.
‫- YOU DID PRETTY GOOD ‫FOR A BEGINNER.
‫- THANKS, ‫BUT I'M MUCH MORE AGILE,
‫YOU KNOW, WHEN I'M NOT WEARING ‫ALL THOSE BULKY CLOTHES.
‫- YEAH, BUT YOU CAN'T REALLY ‫SKI NAKED.
‫- OKAY, SO DO YOU WANT TO ‫GET IN THE HOT TUB?
‫- OH, MAN.
‫SAD, DESPERATE HETEROS.
‫- OPPRESSIVE. ‫- EXCUSE ME.
‫PEOPLE RELAXING HERE.
‫- WELL, WE CAN'T RELAX,
‫BECAUSE THIS BROKE DOWN ‫WINTER [bleep] HOLE
‫HAS BUSTED CELL SERVICE,
‫WHICH MEANS GROPER'S GONE LIMP.
‫- WHICH MEANS WE GOT TO GET LAID ‫THE OLD-FASHIONED WAY.
‫- WHY DON'T YOU GUYS ‫JUST GO TO A GAY BAR?
‫- WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO TO ‫A HETERO GHETTO?
‫- WE'RE IN A HETERO GHETTO.
‫- CAN WE GET OUT OF HERE, ‫PLEASE?
‫THE HOT TUB'S CALLING ME.
‫- OH.
‫LOOKS LIKE JENNA AND LUKE ‫STAKED OUT THE BEST SPOT.
‫- NO, THERE'S PLENTY OF ROOM.
‫- NOT A GOOD IDEA.
‫PLUS, I FEEL LIKE ‫SHE'S STARING DAGGERS AT ME.
‫- EVA, I THINK YOU'RE BEING ‫A LITTLE BIT PARANOID.
‫- YOU'RE RIGHT.
‫I'LL GO GET HOT CHOCOLATES. ‫- OKAY.
‫- HEY, GUYS. ‫- HEY.
‫- OH, MY--
‫[gasps]
‫- I AM SO SORRY.
‫I DIDN'T SEE YOU THERE.
‫- WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?
‫YOU KNEW I WAS RIGHT THERE.
‫- ARE YOU OKAY?
‫- YEAH, I'M FINE, IT'S JUST--
‫- IT'S JUST-- ‫IT'S JUST A LITTLE HOT.
‫CAN WE JUST GO BACK TO THE ROOM?
‫- YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
‫SERIOUSLY, CAN YOU ‫JUST STAY AWAY?
‫- ARE YOU OKAY?
‫- YEAH, I'M--I'M FINE.
‫- JENNA, WAS IT A BAD IDEA ‫THAT I CAME HERE THIS WEEKEND?
‫- WHAT? ‫NO, NO.
‫- BECAUSE IF YOU HAVE STUFF ‫TO WORK OUT WITH MATTY,
‫I HAVE SCHOOLWORK ‫THAT I'M IGNORING.
‫- I JUST-- ‫CAN YOU JUST--
‫I NEED TO BE ALONE ‫FOR A FEW MINUTES.
‫- SO, WHAT'S WRESTLING LIKE? ‫SWEATY?
‫DO YOU JUST, LIKE, ‫PICK SOMEONE UP
‫AND THROW THEM DOWN ‫ON THAT MAT?
‫- NO, IT'S NOT LIKE THAT ‫AT ALL.
‫IT'S REALLY ALL ABOUT ‫THE FOOTWORK.
‫- MM, I LOVE FOOTWORK.
‫- YOU WRESTLE?
‫- THIS IS A SICK STEW OF BASIC.
‫- WELL, NO ONE INVITED YOU ‫TO JOIN.
‫- THAT'S WHY WE DIDN'T ASK.
‫- OOH, IT'S SO COZY IN HERE.
‫- HOT BUBBLES ‫ARE THE BEST THING EVER.
‫- WTF, JAKE?
‫CAN I GET SOME SPACE?
‫- THERE'S ONLY ONE THING ‫THAT CAN RELIEVE
‫THESE REPRESSED LOSERS ‫FROM THEIR SICK SEXUAL TENSION.
‫both: KEY PARTY!
‫- LOCA.
‫GRACIAS, PAPA.
‫- WHAT DID HE SAY?
‫- OKAY, MY DAD IS DOING THIS ‫OFF THE RECORD AS A FAVOR.
‫HE TOTALLY BENT THE RULES--
‫- YES, I KNOW,
‫AND I APPRECIATE IT,
‫AND I WILL GIVE YOU AND YOUR DAD ‫MY FIRST-BORN CHILD.
‫NOW, WHAT DID HE SAY?
‫- I GET YOUR BABY?
‫YOU KNOW WHAT HAS TO ‫HAPPEN FIRST, SADITA.
‫- GROSS.
‫WHAT DID HE SAY?
‫- HER REAL NAME IS AMBER HORN
‫FROM SAN PEDRO.
‫- OF COURSE SHE'S FROM PEDRO.
‫COULD SHE BE ANY MORE ‫TEXTBOOK LOWLIFE?
‫OKAY, ROAD TRIP.
‫- TONIGHT'S PERFORMANCE ‫OF EMBARRASSING EX DRAMA
‫HAS FINALLY CONCLUDED.
‫- THAT'S GOOD NEWS. ‫- MM-HMM.
‫WHO'S BEEN IN HERE?
‫- YOUR ROOMMATE?
‫- NO, SHE'S BEEN GONE ALL DAY.
‫- WELL...
‫- SHE'S MESSING WITH ME AGAIN.
‫- WHO? ‫- WHO DO YOU THINK?
‫- MOUNTAINS ARE FOR ADVENTURES, ‫PEOPLE.
‫COME ON!
‫GUYS PUT THEIR KEY CARDS ‫IN THE BOWL.
‫- WHY THE [bleep] ARE YOU ‫SO OBSESSED WITH MY ROOM?
‫- EXCUSE ME?
‫- THE CONDOMS, EVA.
‫WHAT, ARE YOU ‫TRYING TO MAKE ME THINK
‫THAT MATTY SCREWED YOU ‫IN MY BED AGAIN?
‫- WHAT? ‫- JENNA.
‫- WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
‫WHAT CONDOMS?
‫- THE CONDOMS YOU LEFT ‫IN MY ROOM.
‫- WHOOPSIE.
‫MY BAD.
‫- I THOUGHT YOU SAID
‫YOU WEREN'T GONNA HOOK UP ‫IN OUR ROOM.
‫- I SAID I'D HARDLY ‫BE IN THE ROOM.
‫I DIDN'T MAKE ANY GUARANTEES.
‫- OKAY, LET'S PICK SOME KEYS.
‫- YOU KNOW...
‫I DIDN'T DRIVE ‫TWO HOURS
‫TO WATCH SOME PSYCHODRAMA ‫WITH YOUR EX-BOYFRIEND.
‫- THAT'S NOT WHAT IT IS.
‫- THEN WHAT IS IT?
‫WHEN YOU FIGURE IT OUT, ‫LET ME KNOW.
‫IN THE MEANTIME,
‫I'M GONNA GO CATCH UP ‫ON THE STUDYING
‫I'VE BEEN BLOWING OFF ‫TO BE HERE WITH YOU.
‫[door slams shut]
‫- THAT BITCH'S COVER ‫IS TOTALLY BLOWN.
‫SHE DOESN'T EVEN ‫LIVE IN OUR DISTRICT.
‫SHE IS SO OUT OF PHHS.
‫- STAY IN THE TRUCK.
‫THIS ISN'T A GOOD NEIGHBORHOOD ‫FOR YOU.
‫- OH, PLEASE.
‫- WHOO! ‫- [whistling]
‫[dog barking]
‫- YOU LOVE IT. ‫- DUH.
‫[knocks on door]
‫- HI, I'M A FRIEND OF AMBER'S.
‫- DIDN'T KNOW AMBER ‫HAD FRIENDS.
‫- OH, I JUST LOVE HER.
‫ARE YOU HER MOM?
‫- HER GRAN.
‫MY DAUGHTER TOOK OFF FOR VEGAS ‫YEARS AGO.
‫COME ON DOWN.
‫SHE'S PROBABLY IN HER ROOM.
‫- AMBER'S DOWNSTAIRS?
‫- PROBABLY STUDYING.
‫SHE'S ALWAYS STUDYING.
‫[flies buzzing]
‫- [sighs]
‫- JESUS H. CHRIST.
‫[sinister music]
‫*
‫THAT PSYCHOTIC BITCH.
‫- BOYS, I KNOW THIS IS RANDOM,
‫BUT IT BETTER BE PETE.
‫- MAYBE WE SHOULDN'T HAVE ‫LEFT IT ALL BOY-ON-GIRL.
‫THAT'S SO BASIC.
‫- THESE PEOPLE CAN'T HANDLE ‫A PARADIGM SHIFT.
‫[lock beeps]
‫- OH, COME ON.
‫THIS IS TOO MUCH WORK, ‫EVEN FOR ME.
‫I'M ON VACATION.
‫[lock beeps]
‫- [gasps]
‫OH, MY GOD.
‫THIS IS A HORRIBLE MISTAKE.
‫- GOD MAKES NO MISTAKES, LISSA.
‫EVERYONE ELSE IS BUSY.
‫THERE'S NO REASON ‫WE NEED TO BE ALONE.
‫THERE'S LOTS TO WATCH ON TV.
‫- WAY TO CLEAR OUT THE TRASH.
‫- BASIC IS AS BASIC DOES.
‫NOW THE FUN REALLY BEGINS.
‫HELLO, BOYS.
‫GLAD YOU COULD JOIN US.
‫[phone beeps]
‫[cell phone buzzing]
‫[water trickling]
‫[buzzing continues]
‫- UGH.
‫- MATTY, CAN YOU HEAR ME?
‫EVA IS A COMPULSIVE LIAR.
‫YOU HAVE TO GET AWAY FROM HER.
‫MATTY.
‫- MY HEAD WAS CLEARING, ‫A LITTLE.
‫WHY WAS I LETTING EVA ‫MAKE ME SO CRAZY?
‫COULD I SEPARATE ‫WHAT I THOUGHT ABOUT HER
‫FROM WHAT I THOUGHT ABOUT MATTY?
‫IT WAS A TANGLED WEB ‫I NEEDED TO GET AWAY FROM
‫SO THAT I COULD FOCUS ON ‫WHAT WAS IMPORTANT
‫AND WHAT MADE ME HAPPY:
‫LUKE.
‫[cell phone buzzing]
‫- HEY.
‫I'M FINALLY OVER ‫MY ALTITUDE-INDUCED DEMENTIA.
‫I AM SO SORRY.
‫CAN I MAKE IT UP TO YOU?
‫- I GUESS I COULD BE PERSUADED.
‫- HOW ABOUT A ROMANTIC ‫MOONLIT STROLL?
‫MEET YOU BY THE BEAR IN FIVE?
‫- I'M ALL YOURS.
‫[cell phone buzzing]
‫- HELLO?
‫- EVA MANSFIELD ‫IS A LYING PSYCHOPATH.
‫AS USUAL, ‫I WAS ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.
‫YOU HAVE TO GET TO MATTY.
‫HER REAL NAME IS AMBER HORN,
‫AND UNTIL SHE CAME TO PHHS,
‫SHE HADN'T SET FOOT ‫OUTSIDE OF SAN PEDRO.
‫- WHAT?
‫- SHE WAS KICKED OUT ‫OF THE SCHOOL SYSTEM
‫WHEN SHE WAS NINE.
‫STABBED A KID IN THE FACE ‫WITH A PENCIL.
‫SHE'S BEEN HOMESCHOOLED,
‫BY HERSELF.
‫- HOLY [bleep].
‫- YOU'VE GOT TO TELL MATTY.
‫I CALLED HIM, ‫AND SHE ANSWERED HIS PHONE.
‫YOU HAVE TO FIND HIM.
‫[dramatic music]
‫*
‫[knocks on door]
‫- MATTY, MATTY, ‫ARE YOU IN THERE?
‫[knocks on door]
‫[phone line trilling]
‫COME ON, PICK UP, MATTY.
‫[trilling continues]
‫[cell phone beeps]
‫[lock beeps]
‫MATTY.
‫I HAVE TO TALK--
‫LUKE.
‫LUKE, I AM SO SORRY.
‫IT WAS A MISERABLE NIGHT.
‫I COULDN'T EVEN CRY MYSELF ‫TO SLEEP.
‫I WAS MAD AT MAD AT MYSELF, ‫MAD AT MATTY, MAD AT EVA,
‫BUT MOST OF ALL, ‫HEARTBROKEN ABOUT LUKE.
‫I HAD TO FIND A WAY ‫TO FIX THINGS BETWEEN US.
‫[phone line trilling]
‫- HEY, IT'S ME. ‫LEAVE A MESSAGE.
‫[water trickling]
‫[creaking sound]
‫LUKE?
‫[door latch opens]
‫LUKE, IS THAT YOU?
‫[creaking sound]
‫GLORIA?
‫[screams]
‫- STOP SCREAMING
‫AND HIDE YOUR NASTY JUNK YARD, ‫HAMILTRASH.
‫WE'VE GOT WORK TO DO.
‫SO, AIR QUOTES "EVA," ‫HER REAL NAME IS AMBER,
‫LIVES WITH HER SENILE GRANDMA ‫IN SAN PEDRO.
‫ALL HER NEW YORK THIS, ‫DALTON THAT, LE ROSEY THIS--
‫IMAGINARY.
‫- AND SHE REALLY STABBED A KID?
‫- IN THE FACE ‫WHEN SHE WAS NINE.
‫- THIS GIRL IS A FREAK.
‫- WOW, WHAT AN ‫ASTUTE OBSERVATION.
‫- OKAY, YOU CAN DIAL BACK ‫THE BITCHERY
‫IF YOU WANT MY HELP.
‫- BUT THAT'S HOW I EXPRESS ‫MY GENUINE DISGUST FOR YOU.
‫IT'S AUTHENTIC.
‫[wind howling]
‫- WHAT WAS THAT? ‫- OH, BONUS.
‫THERE'S A STORM COMING IN.
‫SNOW, HIGH WINDS, ‫SO BUNDLE IT UP, HAMILTOE,
‫AND LET'S GET MOVING.
‫I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE THAT AMBER ‫GOT ME BOOTED OFF THIS TRIP.
‫- OKAY, WELL, ‫TRY TO KEEP IT UNDER WRAPS
‫SO NO ONE SEES YOU, OKAY?
‫- HEY, THEO.
‫THEO.
‫- [groans]
‫LITTLE LATE FOR THE KEY PARTY, ‫JENNA.
‫- HAVE YOU SEEN MATTY OR EVA?
‫- UH, YEAH.
‫I WAS GETTING AN AMATEUR BLOWIE ‫OUT IN THE TREES,
‫TOTALLY BORED,
‫AND I SAW THEM LUGGING ‫THEIR CRAP UP THE ROAD.
‫- WHICH WAY?
‫- I DON'T KNOW. ‫UP?
‫- THEO, GET READY ‫FOR SOME POW-POW!
‫- WAIT, FOR REAL?
‫- LOOK OUTSIDE.
‫THERE'S A STORM COMING IN.
‫- OH, HEY, COLE, ‫HAVE YOU SEEN MATTY AND EVA?
‫- NO, WHY ARE YOU ‫CREEPING ON THEM?
‫- I'M NOT, I'M JUST--
‫HAVE YOU GUYS NOTICED ‫ANYTHING OFF ABOUT EVA?
‫- NOT REALLY.
‫JUST YOUR BASIC ‫COMPULSIVE LIAR PSYCHO BITCH.
‫- WHAT?
‫YOU KNEW ABOUT THAT?
‫WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ANYONE? ‫- WHY WOULD WE?
‫SHE'S GENIUS.
‫- WIND HER UP ‫AND WATCH THAT [bleep] STIR.
‫- GIVE THAT MESS A REALITY SHOW, ‫STAT.
‫- MAYBE WE COULD TALK ‫JENNA AND LUKE
‫INTO ICE SKATING WITH US.
‫- YEAH, LACE, ‫JUST WHAT SHE'S DREAMING OF,
‫A DOUBLE DATE WITH US.
‫I'M CATCHING SOME FRESHIES.
‫- UGH, FINE.
‫I GUESS I'LL ‫CATCH FRESHIES WITH YOU.
‫- ARE YOU STILL AFRAID ‫OF THE LIFT?
‫- ARE YOU STILL AFRAID OF ME ‫RIPPING YOUR BALLS OFF,
‫BECAUSE YOU SHOULD BE.
‫- GOOD MORNING, LISSA.
‫HOW DID YOU LIKE THE KEY PARTY?
‫- DID YOU LIKE YOUR ROOM?
‫WERE THERE ANY FLOWERS ‫IN THE ATTIC?
‫- NOTHING HAPPENED.
‫WE'RE BROTHER AND SISTER.
‫- THAT'S GOOD,
‫BECAUSE THE EYES OF GOD ‫ARE UPON YOU.
‫- DON'T LET THEM GET TO YOU, ‫LISSA.
‫- HEY, GUYS, WHAT'D ‫THE KEY PARTY UNLOCK FOR YOU?
‫- NICE TRY SENDING ME FIVE GUYS.
‫I'M SAVING MY ENERGY ‫FOR THE SLOPES.
‫WELL, I SENT ‫THE OTHER FOUR PACKING,
‫AND ALL THIS ONE GOT ‫WAS A HANDIE.
‫- A STORM IS HEADED OUR WAY.
‫- FORECAST SAYS ‫IT'S AN EPIC POWDER DAY.
‫- I DON'T RELY ON TECHNOLOGY.
‫I HAVE INTUITION, ‫A GIFT.
‫SOME CALL IT ‫"THE SHINING."
‫- YOU CAN SHINE ON ‫WHATEVER YOU WANT
‫AS LONG AS WE GET OUR POW-POW.
‫- HEY, KIDS.
‫HEARD SOME NC-17 NOISE
‫COMING FROM YOUR ROOM ‫LAST NIGHT.
‫- THAT WAS ME WIPING THE FLOOR ‫WITH JAKE'S ASS.
‫- WHOA!
‫YOU DID NOT WIPE MY ASS; ‫I'M CREAMED YOURS.
‫- I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU MADE ME ‫PLAY FOR SIX HOURS STRAIGHT.
‫- YOU WOULDN'T STOP.
‫- IT'S ADDICTIVE.
‫BUT MORALLY, I OBJECT ‫TO VIOLENCE IN VIDEO GAMES,
‫ESPECIALLY WHEN I LOSE.
‫- WAIT, GAMING?
‫THAT'S WHAT YOU GUYS GOT UP TO?
‫- DUH, ENDLESSLY REPEATING.
‫OMG, WHAT DID YOU GUYS EXPECT?
‫- DESPERATE GRAPPLING ‫AND SOGGY SHEETS.
‫- SORRY TO DISAPPOINT YOU GUYS.
‫- I AM SO NOT.
‫- I GOT TO GET OUT ‫FOR THIS POWDER DAY.
‫HAVE YOU SEEN MATTY?
‫- WHERE THE HELL IS HE?
‫WE CAN'T RENT A CAR.
‫IT'S SNOWY AND WINDY,
‫AND I AM STUCK HERE WITH YOU.
‫THIS IS STARTING TO FEEL ‫REALLY DESPERATE AND HOPELESS.
‫IS THAT COMFORTING FOR YOU, ‫SINCE IT'S SO FAMILIAR?
‫- YOU MEAN LIKE HOW YOU FEEL
‫SOAKING IN YOUR TOXIC STEW ‫OF SELF-LOATHING
‫AND SPITE ‫AND BITTERNESS?
‫- AWW, YOU'RE TRYING TO ‫KEEP UP WITH ME.
‫PRECIOUS, BUT STOP.
‫- NO, YOU STOP.
‫I AM NOT IN THE MOOD.
‫LUKE BAILED ON ME THIS MORNING.
‫- GEE, BOO HOO.
‫EVA SABOTAGED MY RELATIONSHIP ‫WITH AUSTIN ALSO.
‫- SHE DID?
‫HOW?
‫- NOT SO INTO OVERSHARING.
‫IF THEY GOT ON A SHUTTLE,
‫THEY COULD BE ANYWHERE ‫IN THIS SHANTY TOWN.
‫- GOOD THING YOU TOOK ‫A THREE-HOUR BUS RIDE
‫IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT
‫TO SHARE THAT ‫ASTONISHING INSIGHT.
‫- GOT TO GET OUT ‫FOR THE POWDER DAY.
‫EARLIER THE BETTER.
‫- OH, EVER SINCE I GOT CAUGHT ‫IN A WHITE OUT IN ZERMATT,
‫I'M NOT REALLY INTO ‫THESE CONDITIONS.
‫THE PERFECT DAY WOULD BE ‫ME AND YOU LAYING BY THE FIRE.
‫- HMM.
‫THIS PLACE IS PRETTY AWESOME.
‫- YEAH, THE SCHAFERS ‫ARE PRETTY COOL
‫ABOUT LETTING ME ‫USE THEIR PLACES,
‫AND THEY'RE HARDLY EVER ‫IN THE STATES.
‫- WE SHOULD HAVE JUST COME HERE ‫IN THE FIRST PLACE.
‫- WELL, I THOUGHT WE SHOULD ‫STAY WITH THE GROUP,
‫BECAUSE I WAS TRYING SO HARD ‫TO FIT IN,
‫BUT IT SEEMS LIKE ‫THE MORE I TRY,
‫THE MORE I GET RAGGED ON.
‫- YEAH.
‫I KNOW, BUT THEY--
‫- ANYWAY, ‫IT'S GOOD WE'RE HERE NOW.
‫I HAVE SOMETHING KIND OF INTENSE ‫I NEED TO TELL YOU.
‫I DON'T EVEN THINK ‫HIS PHONE IS ON.
‫- WE'RE GONNA DIE OUT HERE.
‫- TRY CALLING EVA ‫FROM YOUR PHONE.
‫SHE MIGHT ANSWER YOU.
‫YOU NEVER KNOW.
‫- IF I'M BAGGING, ‫I SHOULD TEXT JAKE.
‫DAMN, MY PHONE'S DEAD.
‫CAN I BORROW YOURS?
‫- MINE IS TOO.
‫THE WEAK SIGNAL UP HERE ‫IS MURDER ON OUR BATTERIES.
‫- WENT TO VOICEMAIL.
‫- DID IT RING FIRST? ‫- YES.
‫- THEN IT'S ON.
‫- WHAT DIFFERENCE ‫DOES IT MAKE?
‫SHE'S NOT ANSWERING.
‫- CAN'T FIND MY CHARGER.
‫- I MUST HAVE LEFT MINE ‫IN THE LODGE.
‫SHOULD WE GO BACK?
‫- NO.
‫IT'S FINE.
‫IT'S KIND OF NICE BEING CUT OFF
‫FROM EVERYONE, ‫EVERYTHING,
‫JUST THE TWO OF US.
‫- WE CAN TALK LATER.
‫THIS IS A DREAM COME TRUE.
‫- DON'T BE SUCH A NIGHTMARE.
‫I WOULDN'T BE CALLING YOU
‫UNLESS I WAS ‫COMPLETELY DESPERATE.
‫- YOU'RE VERY NEEDY FOR SUCH ‫A BALL BUSTER, YOU KNOW THAT?
‫- LISTEN, THAT PSYCHO BITCH ‫IS ON THE LOOSE,
‫AND I NEED TO FIND ‫A MISSING PERSON.
‫CAN YOU HELP ME TRACK THEM DOWN
‫THROUGH THE GPS ON THEIR PHONE?
‫- THAT'S SOME SERIOUS CRAZY, ‫SADITA.
‫YOU THINK I'M SOME ‫JAMES BOND DUDE,
‫DRINKING MARTINIS AND STUFF,
‫WITH A BATMOBILE ‫AND STUFF?
‫- LOOK, I AM ASKING YOU
‫TO ASK YOUR DAD ‫FOR ANOTHER FAVOR.
‫- DAMN, BLANQUITA.
‫IT'S LIKE YOU WANT TO BE
‫A PART OF MI FAMILIA SO BAD.
‫- DON'T COPS DO STUFF LIKE THIS ‫ALL THE TIME?
‫- SEND ME THE NUMBER.
‫I'LL TALK TO MY DAD.
‫BUT YOU OWE ME.
‫- YOU KNOW I ADMIRE YOU ‫AND LOVE YOU,
‫AND YOU ARE SO KIND,
‫AND I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE ‫A SISTER LIKE YOU.
‫- BUT YOU DO HAVE ‫A SISTER LIKE ME.
‫- THAT'S JUST IT.
‫YOU KNOW YOU'RE NOT REALLY ‫MY SISTER, RIGHT?
‫BIOLOGICALLY ‫OR LEGALLY.
‫- YES, I KNOW,
‫BUT I ALSO KNOW ‫RIGHT FROM WRONG.
‫- OH, IT'S WAY TOO COLD ‫AND WINDY TO GO OUT THERE.
‫LET'S GO FIND JENNA AND LUKE.
‫- NO, JENNA SAID SHE WANTS TO BE ‫ON HER OWN TODAY.
‫WE DON'T WANT TO BE ‫BUZZKILL HELICOPTER PARENTS.
‫- MY SHINING IS REALLY STRONG ‫IN THIS ALTITUDE,
‫AND I AM SENSING JENNA ‫DOES NOT WANT HER BUZZ KILLED.
‫AND THAT THERE IS A WILD ANIMAL ‫CRAVING SOME ME.
‫HEY, BIGGIE, FORAGING ‫FOR SOME BERRIES AND NUTS?
‫- AND HONEY, HONEY.
‫I'M OFF AT 4:00.
‫APRES SKI IN THE BASE LODGE BAR?
‫- APRES, YES.
‫[growls]
‫- OH, MY GOD!
‫OH, MY GOD! ‫OH, MY GOD!
‫THIS IS SCARE-IFYING!
‫BUT I THINK I FINALLY GOT IT. ‫- OKAY.
‫NOW THAT YOU'RE STRAPPED IN, ‫YOU CAN TRY MOVING.
‫LET'S START WITH FALLING LEAF.
‫- NO, I DON'T WANT TO FALL.
‫- THEN LET'S JUST HOLD A BEAT,
‫AND YOU CAN TRY ‫NOT MOVING ON THE BOARD.
‫- SORRY I'M SUCH A SPAZTRON.
‫YOU CAN GO DO THE BLACK DIAMOND ‫WITH MATTY IF YOU WANT.
‫- YOU HAVEN'T BEEN ‫THAT MUCH OF A SPAZ.
‫- YEAH, I HAVE.
‫AND I DON'T JUST MEAN TODAY.
‫I MEAN, LIKE, ‫FOR MONTHS NOW,
‫AND I APPRECIATE YOU ‫PUTTING UP WITH IT.
‫- WELL, BACK AT YOU.
‫THOSE WEREN'T EXACTLY ‫MY FINEST HOURS EITHER.
‫I'M GLAD WE'RE STILL FRIENDS. ‫- SO GLAD.
‫WE ONLY HAVE ‫ONE MORE SEMESTER TOGETHER,
‫AND I KEEP HAVING THESE ‫FLASH-FORWARDS
‫TO THE FLASHBACKS I'LL HAVE OF ‫HIGH SCHOOL WHEN I'M IN COLLEGE,
‫AND I WANT THEM TO BE ‫MAGICAL MOMENTS WITH MY PPFFs.
‫"PERMA-POSSE ‫OF FRIENDS FOREVER."
‫- ALL RIGHT. ‫- OKAY.
‫- ARE YOU READY? ‫- YEAH.
‫- YOU SURE? ‫- NO.
‫[beeping sound]
‫- I THINK I SEE THE HOUSE.
‫- YOU BE CAREFUL, SADITA.
‫I NEED YOUR HELP ON THE TRUCK.
‫YOU KNOW, THE WIENERS LIKE IT ‫WHEN YOU HOLD THEM.
‫- YEAH, THAT'S CLEVER.
‫THANK YOU, AND I'LL LET YOU KNOW ‫HOW IT GOES.
‫- LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU'RE SAFE, ‫OKAY?
‫YOU THINK YOU'RE ‫THIS TOUGH BITCH,
‫BUT I KNOW YOU'RE ‫A FRAGILE LITTLE PRINCESS.
‫- GO [bleep] YOURSELF.
‫- THIS IS ‫A REALLY NICE NEIGHBORHOOD.
‫WHAT ARE THEY DOING HERE?
‫- WELL, SHE'S A ‫PSYCHOTIC GRIFTER.
‫USE YOUR IMAGINATION.
‫- I'M JUST SCARED.
‫- DON'T WORRY.
‫IF SHE PULLS A GUN,
‫I'LL USE YOU AS MY HUMAN SHIELD,
‫AND YOU'LL DIE A QUICK ‫AND PAINLESS DEATH.
‫- ARE YOU EVER NOT ‫A TOTAL BITCH?
‫- ONLY TO PEOPLE ‫WHO DON'T REPULSE ME.
‫- GOOD. ‫GO BY YOURSELF.
‫- WAIT! ‫DON'T GO.
‫- WHY?
‫- BECAUSE.
‫I WOULD FEEL BETTER ‫IF YOU WERE HERE.
‫- WELL, SADIE, IF THAT'S YOU ‫BEGGING ME TO COME WITH YOU,
‫THEN I GUESS I HAVE TO ‫COME WITH YOU.
‫- THAT IS NOT BEGGING.
‫ANYWAY, I HAVE MACE ‫IN MY POCKET
‫IN CASE THE NUT JOB ‫TRIES ANYTHING.
‫[doorbell rings]
‫- WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE?
‫- BLOWING THAT BITCH'S COVER.
‫EVA'S REAL NAME ISN'T EVEN EVA.
‫IT'S AMBER HORN ‫FROM SAN PEDRO.
‫SHE STABBED A GUY IN THE FACE ‫WITH A PENCIL.
‫- EXCUSE ME, HAMILCRAP, ‫THAT IS MY INTEL.
‫- WHOA, WHOA, YOU GUYS, ‫JUST STOP IT.
‫I KNOW YOU HAVE A THING ‫AGAINST EVA,
‫BUT YOU NEED TO DEAL.
‫- DO YOU EVEN KNOW ‫WHO SHE REALLY IS?
‫- YEAH, I DO; ‫SHE TOLD ME.
‫BUT SHE IS MY GIRLFRIEND, AND--
‫- AND WHAT?
‫- AND IT IS REALLY ‫NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.
‫- I'M PREGNANT.
‫- OBVIOUSLY MATTY AND I
‫STILL HAVE A LOT ‫WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT,
‫SO DO YOU MIND LEAVING US ALONE?
‫- I DO MIND, AMBER.
‫I CALL BULL[bleep] ‫ON THIS PREGNANCY.
‫PREGNANT WITH WHAT?
‫YOU'VE LIED ABOUT EVERYTHING
‫SINCE THE DAY YOU GOT TO PHHS.
‫- MATTY, I CAN'T TAKE THIS.
‫- LISTEN, YOU GUYS, ‫YOU NEED TO GO.
‫- YEAH, YOU TRY ‫GETTING US A CAB.
‫- SO THERE'S A LOT MORE, MATTY, ‫THAT YOU DON'T KNOW,
‫AND I'M SURE THEY'RE DYING ‫TO TELL YOU,
‫SO I'D RATHER YOU HEAR IT ‫FROM ME FIRST.
‫- THIS SHOULD BE INTERESTING.
‫- I DON'T LIVE IN P.V.
‫I LIVE IN SAN PEDRO ‫WITH MY GRANDMOTHER
‫BECAUSE MY PARENTS ABANDONED ME ‫WHEN I WAS SEVEN.
‫- I'M SORRY.
‫- MATTY, YOU KNOW ‫YOU HAVE TO TAKE
‫EVERYTHING SHE SAYS ‫WITH A MAJOR GRAIN OF SALT.
‫- I JUST REALLY WANTED TO GO ‫TO A GOOD SCHOOL
‫AND BELONG SOMEWHERE ‫WITH PEOPLE LIKE YOU GUYS.
‫YOU SEEM LIKE ‫SUCH A TIGHT-KNIT GROUP.
‫- ACTUALLY, JENNA AND I ‫HATE EACH OTHER.
‫- I JUST WANTED A CHANCE ‫AT A BETTER LIFE.
‫- MATTY, CAN I SHOW YOU PICTURES ‫OF AMBER'S BEDROOM?
‫- [sighs]
‫YOU MUST BE ‫SO PROUD OF YOURSELF, SADIE.
‫IT WASN'T ENOUGH ‫YOU ATTACKED ME ON THE BUS.
‫YOU TAKE ADVANTAGE ‫OF MY GRANDMOTHER,
‫AN OLD WOMAN WHO'S, LIKE,
‫THE ONLY PERSON ‫IN MY FAMILY
‫THAT GIVES A CRAP ‫ABOUT ME?
‫SO YOU SNOOP THROUGH MY BEDROOM?
‫GOOD JOB.
‫- YOU'RE NUTS.
‫- [scoffs]
‫I'VE BEEN ATTACKED ‫BY GIRLS LIKE YOU
‫MY WHOLE LIFE,
‫AND THE KID I "ATTACKED" ‫IN THE FOURTH GRADE,
‫SHE WAS WITH TWO OTHER KIDS ‫IN THE BATHROOM,
‫HOLDING ME DOWN, TRYING TO DUNK ‫MY HEAD INTO A TOILET,
‫TALKING ABOUT HOW TRASH I WAS.
‫SO, YEAH, LUCKY FOR ME, ‫THERE WAS A PENCIL ON THE FLOOR.
‫- [scoffs]
‫- AND THERE'S MORE, MATTY,
‫AND IF YOU GIVE ME A CHANCE,
‫I'LL EXPLAIN TO YOU ANYTHING ‫YOU WANT TO KNOW.
‫BUT THERE'S ONE THING ‫I NEVER LIED ABOUT
‫THAT I WOULD NEVER,
‫AND THOSE ARE ‫MY FEELINGS FOR YOU.
‫THEY'RE SACRED.
‫- THE SOCIOPATHIC SLAG IS GOOD.
‫GOT TO HAND HER THAT.
‫- HOO!
‫CRAZY POWDER DAY, HUH?
‫- HI.
‫SORRY, DO I KNOW YOU?
‫- YEAH, VAL, IT'S WILL.
‫BIGGIE.
‫- OH.
‫OH.
‫SORRY, I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE YOU
‫WITHOUT YOUR-- ‫YOU KNOW, YOUR HEAD ON.
‫- [laughs]
‫YEAH, HERE I AM.
‫- YEAH.
‫IT'S A WHOLE NEW BIGGIE, HUH?
‫JUST NO FUR.
‫- OH, GOD, THERE HE IS.
‫ARE YOU CRAZY?
‫YOU COULD HAVE DIED OUT THERE.
‫THEN WHAT WOULD I HAVE DONE?
‫- I DIDN'T ALMOST DIE.
‫IT'S JUST A SPRAIN.
‫- MAYBE YOU SHOULD ‫TAKE IT DOWN A NOTCH, GRAMPS.
‫- YEAH, THANKS, LACE.
‫[groans]
‫MAYBE I AM FEELING ‫A LITTLE OLD.
‫BEING AROUND ALL THESE ‫HIGH SCHOOL KIDS,
‫MY LITTLE GIRL ‫ABOUT TO LEAVE THE HOUSE.
‫- HONEY, DON'T FEEL OLD.
‫THAT MAKES ME FEEL OLD.
‫[laughs]
‫- WOULD YOU LIKE ANOTHER DRINK,
‫OR WOULD YOU LIKE TO ‫HEAD BACK TO MY DEN?
‫[growls]
‫- UH, ACTUALLY, BIGGIE,
‫I DON'T KNOW WHY I DIDN'T ‫SENSE THIS SOONER.
‫GUESS MY SHINING ‫ISN'T INFALLIBLE.
‫- YOUR SHINING?
‫- MY EXTREME ACUITY, ‫MY SIXTH SENSE,
‫IT CAN SOMETIMES BE A BURDEN.
‫BUT, ANYWAY, YOU SEEM LIKE ‫A NICE GUY.
‫I JUST--I THINK I WAS SO DAZZLED ‫BY THE COSTUME,
‫THAT I DIDN'T EVEN THINK ABOUT ‫WHAT YOU LOOKED LIKE WITHOUT IT.
‫- OH, I'M NOT ALLOWED ‫TO TAKE OFF
‫ANY PART OF THE COSTUME ‫WHILE I'M ON DUTY.
‫YOU KNOW, BECAUSE A BEAR BODY ‫AND A HUMAN HEAD,
‫IT WOULD JUST ‫DESTROY THE ILLUSION.
‫- OF COURSE.
‫OF COURSE.
‫I THINK I'M JUST ‫A LITTLE MORE ATTRACTED
‫TO THE BEAR THAN THE MAN.
‫I DON'T KNOW ‫WHAT THAT SAYS ABOUT ME.
‫MAYBE I SHOULD GET A DOG.
‫- IT'S COOL.
‫YOUR SHINING THING ‫KIND OF CREEPED ME OUT ANYWAY.
‫- WELL...
‫THANKS FOR THE WALK ‫ON THE WILD SIDE, THOUGH.
‫- I CAN'T BELIEVE MATTY ‫BLEW ME OFF,
‫AND ON A POWDER DAY.
‫- AND WHERE'S JENNA?
‫I'M STARTING TO GET ‫A LITTLE WORRIED.
‫- I DON'T KNOW.
‫- HAVE YOU SEEN JENNA?
‫- WE HAVEN'T FROM HEARD FROM HER ‫OR MATTY ALL DAY.
‫- LUCKILY, I HAVE MY GIFT ‫OF THE SHINING.
‫IF I CAN JUST CONCENTRATE,
‫IT WILL GUIDE THEM TO ME.
‫OH, MY GOD, ‫MY SHINING IS SO STRONG,
‫IT'S SUCKING THE ENERGY ‫OUT OF ALL THE LIGHTS.
‫- [screams]
‫THIS IS A SIGN FROM GOD.
‫- LISSA, DEAREST, ‫YOU HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING WRONG.
‫- BUT I'VE THOUGHT OF ‫DOING SOMETHING WRONG.
‫- YOU HAVE?
‫- YES.
‫ALL THE TIME.
‫ISN'T THAT JUST AS BAD?
‫HELL FEELS REALLY GOOD.
‫- HUH, WELL, ‫THIS JUST KEEPS GETTING COZIER.
‫- I'LL LOOK FOR CANDLES ‫AND FLASHLIGHTS.
‫- I'LL COME WITH YOU.
‫YOU HAVE TO KNOW THAT I WOULDN'T ‫BE HERE WITH SADIE
‫IF I WASN'T REALLY CONCERNED ‫ABOUT YOU WITH HER.
‫- WELL, I CAN TAKE CARE ‫OF MYSELF.
‫- WOULD YOU PLEASE LISTEN TO ME?
‫I HAVE GIVEN UP A LOT ‫TO BE HERE.
‫LUKE PRETTY MUCH DUMPED ME.
‫- SHE'S PREGNANT, JENNA.
‫YOU HEARD THAT PART, RIGHT?
‫- AND YOU BELIEVE HER?
‫- AT THE MOMENT, YES.
‫I THINK I HAVE TO ‫TAKE HER WORD FOR IT.
‫- SHE JUST ADMITTED TO BEING ‫A COMPULSIVE LIAR.
‫HAS SHE EVEN TAKEN A TEST?
‫I MEAN, I THOUGHT ‫I WAS PREGNANT ONCE.
‫- YEAH, AND YOU WERE SO UPFRONT ‫AND HONEST ABOUT IT AT THE TIME.
‫- HOW FAR ALONG ARE YOU?
‫- DON'T KNOW YET.
‫I ONLY SKIPPED ONE PERIOD.
‫- WHY DIDN'T YOU USE PROTECTION?
‫- I KNOW. ‫IT'S CRAZY.
‫WE USE CONDOMS EVERY TIME.
‫IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE ‫JUST WANTED US TO HAVE A BABY.
‫- YEAH, RIGHT.
‫THAT'S WHAT THE UNIVERSE WANTS.
‫- GOT 'EM.
‫LOOK, LET'S NOT GET INTO ANY ‫MORE OF THIS [bleep], ALL RIGHT?
‫TRUCE?
‫- I JUST WANT YOU TO BE OKAY.
‫- IF SHE'S REALLY HAVING MY KID, ‫I GOT TO DEAL WITH IT.
‫I'M NOT PUTTING MY KID UP ‫FOR ADOPTION.
‫- I KNOW.
‫- ALL RIGHT.
‫[door creaks open]
‫[woman gasps]
‫- WHO'S THERE?
‫- HEY, IT'S EVA MANSFIELD.
‫- WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?
‫- THIS ISN'T ‫THE SCHAFERS' PLACE?
‫DO YOU KNOW MY FRIENDS ‫CAROL AND BILL?
‫- WE BOUGHT THIS HOUSE FROM THEM ‫FIVE YEARS AGO.
‫- OH, GOD, I'M SO SORRY.
‫I DIDN'T KNOW.
‫YOU HAD A KEY OUT ‫RIGHT WHERE THEY KEPT THEIRS.
‫- WOULD YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS ‫PLEASE LEAVE
‫BEFORE I CALL THE POLICE?
‫SOMEHOW, EVA TALKED THE OWNERS ‫OF THAT HOUSE
‫OUT OF CALLING THE POLICE.
‫SOMEHOW, MATTY'S FAITH IN EVA ‫SEEMED UNWAVERING,
‫AND SOMEHOW, I MADE IT BACK ‫TO THE LODGE AND MY BED.
‫IT WAS A VERY FAR CRY
‫FROM THE ROMANTIC NIGHT ‫WITH LUKE I'D BEEN PLANNING.
‫[Sadie snores]
‫THE STORM HAD PASSED,
‫BUT THAT DIDN'T MEAN ‫THE AIR WAS CLEAR.
‫- SADIE, WHAT ARE YOU ‫DOING HERE?
‫- I'VE BEEN HERE THE WHOLE TIME.
‫- REALLY?
‫- WOW, THAT'S SPOOKY.
‫MY SHINING IS TELLING ME
‫WE NEED TO GET THE HELL ‫OFF THIS MOUNTAIN.
‫- OUR LAST SENIOR SKI TRIP.
‫- WELL, WE ALL HAVE TO ‫GROW UP SOME TIME.
‫- THANKS, JENNA.
‫- IT WAS SO SCARY LAST NIGHT.
‫I KEPT WISHING ‫I HAD SOMEONE TO HOLD ME,
‫BECAUSE I WAS ALL ALONE, ‫BY MYSELF, ALONE.
‫- I DIDN'T KNOW ‫WHY EVA'S GETTING BUSTED
‫AS A HOUSE CRASHER
‫DIDN'T SEND MATTY RUNNING.
‫EITHER HE STILL ‫ACTUALLY BELIEVED IN HER,
‫OR HE WAS JUST TRYING ‫TO DO THE RIGHT THING,
‫WHICH WAS VERY MATTY
‫AND KIND OF HEARTBREAKING ‫TO WATCH.
‫- YOU KNOW, MAYBE YOU SHOULD ‫TAKE ANOTHER TEST TO BE SURE.
‫THERE CAN BE FALSE POSITIVES.
‫- OKAY.
‫YEAH, I KNOW.
‫- I JUST WANT TO BE SURE.
‫- OF COURSE.
‫AND I WANT YOU TO BE SURE.
‫- I REALLY COULDN'T TELL ‫WHAT HE WAS THINKING,
‫WHICH WAS UNSETTLING.
‫BUT SEEING MATTY TAKE CONTROL ‫OF HIS SITUATION
‫MADE ME REALIZE ‫I HAD TO FIND A WAY
‫TO TAKE CONTROL OF MINE.
‫LUKE?
‫- HEY.
‫I'M SO SORRY.
‫I REALLY SCREWED UP.
‫I JUST GOT CAUGHT UP ‫IN ALL THAT EVA MESS,
‫AND SHE'S REALLY BAD NEWS, ‫BUT I KNOW THAT'S NO EXCUSE.
‫YOU DROPPED EVERYTHING, ‫BLEW OFF WORK AND SCHOOL AND--
‫- JENNA, I GET IT.
‫I REALLY DO.
‫YOU'RE IN HIGH SCHOOL.
‫EVERYTHING'S SPINNING ‫OUT OF CONTROL,
‫AND YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO COPE,
‫AND, THE TRUTH IS,
‫YOU STILL HAVE ‫A LOT OF GROWING UP TO DO.
‫AND I THINK, FOR NOW, YOU SHOULD ‫PROBABLY JUST GO DO THAT.
‫- WHAT?
‫LUKE, NO, NO, NO.
‫IT'S--
‫- YOU'RE A GREAT GIRL, JENNA.
‫I DON'T KNOW, ‫MAYBE SOME DAY.
‫BUT I JUST THINK ‫OUR TIMING'S WRONG.
‫- YOU LOOK LIKE HELL.
‫- LUKE JUST BROKE UP WITH ME.
‫- I'M SORRY.
‫THE PSYCHO SKITCH ‫IS IN THE BATHROOM,
‫TAKING THE TEST RIGHT NOW.
‫IT ENDS HERE, PEOPLE.
‫THERE IS NO WAY SHE IS PREGNANT.
‫- SADIE.
‫- * PLAYING ONE GAME
‫* SAYING ONE THING
‫* DO ANOTHER
‫* SAYING ONE LINE
‫* SPENDING YOUR TIME
‫* WITH ANOTHER
‫* PLAYING THESE GAMES
‫* HAVING NO SHAME
‫* MAKES ME WONDER